Why did the milk cow want the role of the camel in the nativity play so badly? She thought she was a dromedary.
What tense do Italians speak in? Pasta continuous.
What tense do Italians speak in? Pasta continuous.
I just saw an article titled “Can We build a Real Jurassic Park?” DID YOU FORGET WHAT HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE?!
I just saw an article titled “Can We build a Real Jurassic Park?” DID YOU FORGET WHAT HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE?!
Did you hear about the sheep who committed suicide before they could sheer him? He died in the wool.
Did you hear about the sheep who committed suicide before they could sheer him? He died in the wool.
Surgeon: I’ll be taking out your appendix today Me: [stomach rumbles] Surgeon: [puts stethoscope to my tummy] Appendix: I have a boyfriend
Surgeon: I’ll be taking out your appendix today Me: [stomach rumbles] Surgeon: [puts stethoscope to my tummy] Appendix: I have a boyfriend
what picture is guaranteed to make the front page of Reddit? Bernie Sanders sitting on a mildly interesting toilet while playing fallout 4
what picture is guaranteed to make the front page of Reddit? Bernie Sanders sitting on a mildly interesting toilet while playing fallout 4
A passion inside me burns. It’s called chlamydia.
A passion inside me burns. It’s called chlamydia.
Naming my law firm/night club “Mullet.” People will have to walk through the business in the front to get to the party in the back.
Naming my law firm/night club “Mullet.” People will have to walk through the business in the front to get to the party in the back.
How many optometrist does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 or 2? 1… Or 2? 1 or 2?
How many optometrist does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 or 2? 1… Or 2? 1 or 2?
…and the bartender says, “sorry. We don’t serve time travellers.” http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3lsvu6/a_time_traveller_walks_into_a_bar/
…and the bartender says, “sorry. We don’t serve time travellers.” http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3lsvu6/a_time_traveller_walks_into_a_bar/