What is the worst place to go on Black Friday? Awnser: Home Depot They have power tools lol
A MILF is a sexy ass mum over 35. If you’re 18, you’re just an idiot with a baby.
A MILF is a sexy ass mum over 35. If you’re 18, you’re just an idiot with a baby.
My girlfriend left me for a hindu guy. Anyway, he’ll treat her better – they worship cows.
My girlfriend left me for a hindu guy. Anyway, he’ll treat her better – they worship cows.
How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We are efficient, and lack humor.
How many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. We are efficient, and lack humor.
Don’t use asian prostitutes you’ll just be horny again in an hour
Don’t use asian prostitutes you’ll just be horny again in an hour
Why did Bruce Jenner wait until age 65 to become a woman? He wanted to avoid menopause.
Why did Bruce Jenner wait until age 65 to become a woman? He wanted to avoid menopause.
When the Williams sisters’ play against each other, who sits in Venus’s box? Old Dick i.e. Richard Williams, her dad
When the Williams sisters’ play against each other, who sits in Venus’s box? Old Dick i.e. Richard Williams, her dad
I bought a race horse and decided to call it “MY FACE”. Just imagine it running down the home straight with all the women shouting “COME ON MY FACE”!!
I bought a race horse and decided to call it “MY FACE”. Just imagine it running down the home straight with all the women shouting “COME ON MY FACE”!!
They say you are what you eat… I guess that makes me human
They say you are what you eat… I guess that makes me human
Wife sneezed… … and told me she was allergic to my hotness. My response: so do you break out in sex?
Wife sneezed… … and told me she was allergic to my hotness. My response: so do you break out in sex?