How many skin divers does it take to circumcise a whale? 4 skin divers
What do politicians and diapers have in common? Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reasons.
What do politicians and diapers have in common? Both should be changed regularly, and both for the same reasons.
Took me forever to find this chronology book. It’s about time.
Took me forever to find this chronology book. It’s about time.
The Longest Joke Ever! My life
The Longest Joke Ever! My life
My Granddad is on a catheter…… It really takes the piss
My Granddad is on a catheter…… It really takes the piss
What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they’re exorcised? A boo-meringue
What do you call the ghost of a dessert-chef who returns no matter how many times they’re exorcised? A boo-meringue
The swimsuit portion of the presidential election is going to suck.
The swimsuit portion of the presidential election is going to suck.
Cinco de Mayo jokes, eh? Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? TEQUILA!
Cinco de Mayo jokes, eh? Why did the Mexican push his wife off the cliff? TEQUILA!
[runs inside of a gas station] “I NEED TO USE YOUR BATHROOM! IT’S AN EMERGENCY!” *takes a selfie in the bathroom mirror for an IG # game
[runs inside of a gas station] “I NEED TO USE YOUR BATHROOM! IT’S AN EMERGENCY!” *takes a selfie in the bathroom mirror for an IG # game
I have an earning disability.
I have an earning disability.