Research shows your medication is 879% more effective if you drink a 6 pack and a bottle of wine first. Also, I changed my name to Research.
I tried to join the local hide and seek club today But I couldn’t find them
I tried to join the local hide and seek club today But I couldn’t find them
Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella? Fo Drizzle.
Why did Snoop Dogg bring an umbrella? Fo Drizzle.
F Scott Fitzgerald …and F the Great Gatsby as well.
F Scott Fitzgerald …and F the Great Gatsby as well.
Lenin, Hitler, and Stalin were in a plane crash. Who was saved? The Russian people
Lenin, Hitler, and Stalin were in a plane crash. Who was saved? The Russian people
Two six year olds are walking to school Boy: this morning, my daddy found two used condoms in our patio. Girl : what’s a patio ?
Two six year olds are walking to school Boy: this morning, my daddy found two used condoms in our patio. Girl : what’s a patio ?
My wife came out of the shower and said, “I shaved “down there”. You know what that means?” I said, “Yeah you clogged the drain again.”
My wife came out of the shower and said, “I shaved “down there”. You know what that means?” I said, “Yeah you clogged the drain again.”
What is the difference between a human and a potato? Time
What is the difference between a human and a potato? Time
What do you call a Mexican firefighter? Jose
What do you call a Mexican firefighter? Jose
If life gives you melons… you’re probably dyslexic.
If life gives you melons… you’re probably dyslexic.