The bartender says “Sorry, we don’t make that here.” Quentin Tarantino walks into a bar. He gets up and leaves. He takes a seat and orders a Polynesian Pearl Diver.
When I was getting my prostate exam, I asked the Doctor where I should put my pants.. “Over there, beside mine” wasn’t the answer I was expecting.
When I was getting my prostate exam, I asked the Doctor where I should put my pants.. “Over there, beside mine” wasn’t the answer I was expecting.
When I die, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather Not screaming, like the people in his car
When I die, I want to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather Not screaming, like the people in his car
Underwear… Because every present needs to be wrapped.
Underwear… Because every present needs to be wrapped.
Clubbing I never have a good time going out to clubs. I can’t seem to hit on any girls. All my friends pay to get in and hopefully leave with a one night stand. I pay to stand for one night.
Clubbing I never have a good time going out to clubs. I can’t seem to hit on any girls. All my friends pay to get in and hopefully leave with a one night stand. I pay to stand for one night.
Who is your’s Your Father’s- Mother’s- daunghter-in-law’s husband is your?
Who is your’s Your Father’s- Mother’s- daunghter-in-law’s husband is your?
Oh, you’re a lesbian? You’re not attracted to men, so you go date girls that look like men. That makes complete sense.
Oh, you’re a lesbian? You’re not attracted to men, so you go date girls that look like men. That makes complete sense.
What’s the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd? Mick Jagger yells “Hey! You! Get off my cloud!” The shepherd yells “Hey! McLeod! Get off my ewe!”
What’s the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd? Mick Jagger yells “Hey! You! Get off my cloud!” The shepherd yells “Hey! McLeod! Get off my ewe!”
Q: Why wouldn’t the bald man let anyone use his comb? A: He couldn’t part with it.
Q: Why wouldn’t the bald man let anyone use his comb? A: He couldn’t part with it.
Did you hear about Apple’s new product? It was a big 6s
Did you hear about Apple’s new product? It was a big 6s