Category: Letter jokes

when super mario bros. was released in russia it was much less popular under the title “you are toilet man fight turtle monster”

I just saw an article titled “Can We build a Real Jurassic Park?” DID YOU FORGET WHAT HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE?!

Did you hear about the sheep who committed suicide before they could sheer him? He died in the wool.

Surgeon: I’ll be taking out your appendix today Me: [stomach rumbles] Surgeon: [puts stethoscope to my tummy] Appendix: I have a boyfriend

what picture is guaranteed to make the front page of Reddit? Bernie Sanders sitting on a mildly interesting toilet while playing fallout 4

A passion inside me burns. It’s called chlamydia.

Naming my law firm/night club “Mullet.” People will have to walk through the business in the front to get to the party in the back.

How many optometrist does it take to change a lightbulb? 1 or 2? 1… Or 2? 1 or 2?

…and the bartender says, “sorry. We don’t serve time travellers.” http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/3lsvu6/a_time_traveller_walks_into_a_bar/

What happened when Red-Beard’s ship and Blue-Beard’s ship crashed into each other? They were MAROONED!