Why did the case against the great dessert robber get thrown out? De minimis non curat lex.
Boss – can you pass a piss test? Me – Sure…distance or accuracy?
Boss – can you pass a piss test? Me – Sure…distance or accuracy?
For my summer job, I worked at the zoo, circumsizing elephants The pay wasn’t great, but the tips were enormous!
For my summer job, I worked at the zoo, circumsizing elephants The pay wasn’t great, but the tips were enormous!
I like to leave odd yelp reviews for fast food restaurants that say things like, “Not overly racist.”
I like to leave odd yelp reviews for fast food restaurants that say things like, “Not overly racist.”
Why does the hobo only drink coffee? Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs
Why does the hobo only drink coffee? Because he has no proper tea! Hehehhehahahahhhehveahhs
Did you hear about the Jewish pedophile? He said “Hey, kid. Can I sell ya some candy?”
Did you hear about the Jewish pedophile? He said “Hey, kid. Can I sell ya some candy?”
I just saw someone eat 12 dozen custard donuts It looked like a gross meal
I just saw someone eat 12 dozen custard donuts It looked like a gross meal
What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian bail.
What do you call Batman when he skips church? Christian bail.
Congratulations to Charlie Hedbo for selling 3 million issues this week. I guess cartoons featuring Mohammed can be quite prophetable.
Congratulations to Charlie Hedbo for selling 3 million issues this week. I guess cartoons featuring Mohammed can be quite prophetable.
why did the boy drop his ice cream he was hit by a bus
why did the boy drop his ice cream he was hit by a bus