Why couldn’t the melons be together? Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.
What are women good for!? Something to lie on while you have sex!
What are women good for!? Something to lie on while you have sex!
“im a growing boy” i announce loudly as i push my way to the front of the buffet line at golden corral
“im a growing boy” i announce loudly as i push my way to the front of the buffet line at golden corral
What do you call a one-legged asian woman? Irene
What do you call a one-legged asian woman? Irene
What the difference between a ISIS member and a child? I don’t know, I just fly the drones.
What the difference between a ISIS member and a child? I don’t know, I just fly the drones.
Hey. I can’t help but peak at chu. It’s making my bulbs all sore.
Hey. I can’t help but peak at chu. It’s making my bulbs all sore.
(NSWF) Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny? He heard little boys pants were 50% off…
(NSWF) Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny? He heard little boys pants were 50% off…
Two jews walk into a bar. They buy it.
Two jews walk into a bar. They buy it.
What’s the best part about having a deaf child? You can have sex as loudly as you want.
What’s the best part about having a deaf child? You can have sex as loudly as you want.
One time John Waters spilled water on me and my mom said “thank god his name isn’t John Barbecue Sauce!”
One time John Waters spilled water on me and my mom said “thank god his name isn’t John Barbecue Sauce!”