Wife: You act like a child with that phone. Me: Child? I’m a grown ass man. Wife: Let me see your phone. Me: No. *snatches phone Me: MINE
Dad rocks,son shocked! Son – “Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?” Dad – “Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That’s confidential.”
Dad rocks,son shocked! Son – “Dad whats the difference between confident and confidential?” Dad – “Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That’s confidential.”
We’re learning more about the sale of the L.A. Clippers. Insiders say it came down to a bidding war between Steve Ballmer and Oprah. I’ll let you guess who Donald Sterling rooted for.
We’re learning more about the sale of the L.A. Clippers. Insiders say it came down to a bidding war between Steve Ballmer and Oprah. I’ll let you guess who Donald Sterling rooted for.
Point of etiquette: When attending a chainsaw massacre, don’t spend the entire time chainsawing one person. Get out there and mangle.
Point of etiquette: When attending a chainsaw massacre, don’t spend the entire time chainsawing one person. Get out there and mangle.
Five Secrets of Successful People: 1. Don’t 2. Tell 3. Anyone 4. Your 5. Secrets
Five Secrets of Successful People: 1. Don’t 2. Tell 3. Anyone 4. Your 5. Secrets
GATHER ROUND! Lets tell a story one word at a time. Lets tell a story one word at a time beginning with: THE Hopefully this turns into a joke post or the most captivating story ever.
GATHER ROUND! Lets tell a story one word at a time. Lets tell a story one word at a time beginning with: THE Hopefully this turns into a joke post or the most captivating story ever.
What do you call a mexican who’s lost his car? Carlos.
What do you call a mexican who’s lost his car? Carlos.
9/11 Threesome. When twins go down on you.
9/11 Threesome. When twins go down on you.
What is a recently divorced woman’s favorite fruit? Mango!
What is a recently divorced woman’s favorite fruit? Mango!
I say no to gay marriage. It’ll end up leading to gay divorce, and that’ll be bitchy.
I say no to gay marriage. It’ll end up leading to gay divorce, and that’ll be bitchy.