The average person swallows 3 cats on their drive home from work.
Someone once told me “If you love something, set it free”. I told them not to mind about those noises coming from the basement.
Someone once told me “If you love something, set it free”. I told them not to mind about those noises coming from the basement.
Can anyone teach me how to finger a minor? I need to work on my guitar skills.
Can anyone teach me how to finger a minor? I need to work on my guitar skills.
Someone needs to invent an alarm clock that, if you hit snooze more than three times, will call in sick for you.
Someone needs to invent an alarm clock that, if you hit snooze more than three times, will call in sick for you.
What does a mermaid wear to math class? An “algebra”
What does a mermaid wear to math class? An “algebra”
when Jason swung that sleeping bag with a girl in it against a tree in Friday the 13th, I bet for a brief moment the girl was like “wheeee!”
when Jason swung that sleeping bag with a girl in it against a tree in Friday the 13th, I bet for a brief moment the girl was like “wheeee!”
Why is Kristen Stewart safe from the Fine Brothers? Because she has no facial expressions so can’t react.
Why is Kristen Stewart safe from the Fine Brothers? Because she has no facial expressions so can’t react.
“Muffintop” doesn’t adequately describe what this girl has hanging over her jeans. I think “layer cake” would be the more accurate term.
“Muffintop” doesn’t adequately describe what this girl has hanging over her jeans. I think “layer cake” would be the more accurate term.
What did they bilingual foot model say as he enjoyed chips and warm bread by the fireplace? “Tengo toasty toes, toast y toes, y Tostitos.” My friend just posted this to Facebook :)
What did they bilingual foot model say as he enjoyed chips and warm bread by the fireplace? “Tengo toasty toes, toast y toes, y Tostitos.” My friend just posted this to Facebook 🙂
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Mexican and Donald Trump wouldn’t allow it to cross the border.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Mexican and Donald Trump wouldn’t allow it to cross the border.