Their are only three kinds of people in this world. Those who can count and those who cant.
Is venison deer? No really. Only paid a couple of bucks.
Is venison deer? No really. Only paid a couple of bucks.
Man with a drippy dick. What did the man with a drippy dick say before he went to the bathroom? I’ll be back in three shakes.
Man with a drippy dick. What did the man with a drippy dick say before he went to the bathroom? I’ll be back in three shakes.
A man walks into a bar… … he says “ouch!”
A man walks into a bar… … he says “ouch!”
Archimedes Principle floats my boat.
Archimedes Principle floats my boat.
Stevie Wonder: “I may be blind… …but at least Im not black”.
Stevie Wonder: “I may be blind… …but at least Im not black”.
hey you all
hey you all
Being rich is like being pregnant Everyone is happy for you, but no one asks how many times you were screwed to get there.
Being rich is like being pregnant Everyone is happy for you, but no one asks how many times you were screwed to get there.
I want to make a joke about Mexicans… … but I don’t want to cross the border.
I want to make a joke about Mexicans… … but I don’t want to cross the border.
Crack babies are really sad but meth babies are super productive.
Crack babies are really sad but meth babies are super productive.