Some guys are afraid to finish when fapping… Not me, though. I ain’t afraid of nuttin!
There is a mile long line of cars stopped ahead, but go ahead and honk at the guy in front of you. It might help.
There is a mile long line of cars stopped ahead, but go ahead and honk at the guy in front of you. It might help.
Life isn’t a garden, so don’t be a hoe.
Life isn’t a garden, so don’t be a hoe.
[1st date] Me: [putting my jacket over my dates shoulders] Her: “Thank you but I’m not cold” Me: [covering her awful dress] “Yes you are”
[1st date] Me: [putting my jacket over my dates shoulders] Her: “Thank you but I’m not cold” Me: [covering her awful dress] “Yes you are”
Twitter is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do and takes you nowhere
Twitter is like a rocking chair. It gives you something to do and takes you nowhere
2 Transformers got married Soon thereafter, they had a baby Transformer. But at that moment when they had a baby, they suddenly could not be seen anymore. They had become Transparents.
2 Transformers got married Soon thereafter, they had a baby Transformer. But at that moment when they had a baby, they suddenly could not be seen anymore. They had become Transparents.
Someone recently broke in to my nan’s flat and stole her precious limbo trophy… How low can you get?
Someone recently broke in to my nan’s flat and stole her precious limbo trophy… How low can you get?
why doesn’t mexico have an olympic team? because everybody that can run, swim or jump in in the united states…
why doesn’t mexico have an olympic team? because everybody that can run, swim or jump in in the united states…
What’s Glenn’s favorite fast food? Popeyes!
What’s Glenn’s favorite fast food? Popeyes!
Science joke The bartender says “we don’t serve your kind here” He orders a drink A Tachyon walks into a bar Who wants to hear a Tachyon joke?
Science joke The bartender says “we don’t serve your kind here” He orders a drink A Tachyon walks into a bar Who wants to hear a Tachyon joke?