(NSWF) Why did Micheal Jackson go to JC Penny? He heard little boys pants were 50% off…
Two jews walk into a bar. They buy it.
Two jews walk into a bar. They buy it.
What’s the best part about having a deaf child? You can have sex as loudly as you want.
What’s the best part about having a deaf child? You can have sex as loudly as you want.
My wife turns over and accidentally kicks me in the nuts. I gasp. She gasps. Then she raises her arms and yells, “I WIN! I WIN!”
My wife turns over and accidentally kicks me in the nuts. I gasp. She gasps. Then she raises her arms and yells, “I WIN! I WIN!”
I was going to be a banker… But I lost interest
I was going to be a banker… But I lost interest
If you jump through the hole in a hipster’s earlobe you get transported to a SIMS game where the only people are Harry Potter characters
If you jump through the hole in a hipster’s earlobe you get transported to a SIMS game where the only people are Harry Potter characters
I’m done telling racist jokes because… Once you tell Juan you tell Jamal
I’m done telling racist jokes because… Once you tell Juan you tell Jamal
What did the pebble say to the rock? I wish I was a little boulder!
What did the pebble say to the rock? I wish I was a little boulder!
I know what piece of currency Harriet Tubman should be on a .60 cent coin
I know what piece of currency Harriet Tubman should be on a .60 cent coin
Sex is like pizza… If you are using bbq sauce, you better know what the fuck you are doing.
Sex is like pizza… If you are using bbq sauce, you better know what the fuck you are doing.