One of my friend told me that she got accepted at Dalhousie University… I told her to stay away from the dentistry students
For sale: The entire Internet on 33,674,964,367 DVDs. Or without porn, on 54 DVDs.
For sale: The entire Internet on 33,674,964,367 DVDs. Or without porn, on 54 DVDs.
If God hadn’t meant the pussy to be eaten, he wouldn’t have made it look like a taco.
If God hadn’t meant the pussy to be eaten, he wouldn’t have made it look like a taco.
How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!!
How many Alzheimer’s patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!!
I went to the doctor this morning and I have mono. At my age I think I should have surround sound.
I went to the doctor this morning and I have mono. At my age I think I should have surround sound.
Maybe being fat isn’t bad, it just sounds awful because we say ‘morbidly obese’. Let’s switch it to ‘cheerfully obese’ and see what happens.
Maybe being fat isn’t bad, it just sounds awful because we say ‘morbidly obese’. Let’s switch it to ‘cheerfully obese’ and see what happens.
Old Twitter is what you’d get if an engineer brought New Twitter to Steve Jobs, and Steve beat on him relentlessly to simplify it.
Old Twitter is what you’d get if an engineer brought New Twitter to Steve Jobs, and Steve beat on him relentlessly to simplify it.
A gaggle of geese. A murder of crows. A nope of laundry.
A gaggle of geese. A murder of crows. A nope of laundry.
Why don’t lobsters like to share? Because they’re “shellfish”
Why don’t lobsters like to share? Because they’re “shellfish”
What does the herpetologist do when the sexual reproduction experiment is over? Turns off his monitor.
What does the herpetologist do when the sexual reproduction experiment is over? Turns off his monitor.