How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? Only one, but the light bulb has got to *want* to change.
How do magicians hide their boners? The power of missed-erection.
How do magicians hide their boners? The power of missed-erection.
The older I get, the more I relate to those angry elderly people who go around biting others.
The older I get, the more I relate to those angry elderly people who go around biting others.
As soon as I plugged in my laptop, all my files became unreadable. I guess power corrupts.
As soon as I plugged in my laptop, all my files became unreadable. I guess power corrupts.
One day, a man ran through Red Square in Moscow, shouting at the top of his lungs, “Khrushchev is a fool!” He was subsequently arrested for revealing state secrets.
One day, a man ran through Red Square in Moscow, shouting at the top of his lungs, “Khrushchev is a fool!” He was subsequently arrested for revealing state secrets.
What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are? Four different answers
What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are? Four different answers
Black people can be racist too It’s just that white people are so much better at it.
Black people can be racist too It’s just that white people are so much better at it.
What do you call sex with an ex? sex
What do you call sex with an ex? sex
Which part of the Bible won’t you find a black man? The Book of Job.
Which part of the Bible won’t you find a black man? The Book of Job.
I accidentally got my mom prego… :( She wanted Ragu.
I accidentally got my mom prego… 🙁 She wanted Ragu.