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Being rich is like being pregnant Everyone is happy for you, but no one asks how many times you were screwed to get there.
Being rich is like being pregnant Everyone is happy for you, but no one asks how many times you were screwed to get there.
I want to make a joke about Mexicans… … but I don’t want to cross the border.
I want to make a joke about Mexicans… … but I don’t want to cross the border.
Crack babies are really sad but meth babies are super productive.
Crack babies are really sad but meth babies are super productive.
“Where is the remote?” “All the way over there.” “Guess I’m watching this.”
“Where is the remote?” “All the way over there.” “Guess I’m watching this.”
Michael Phelps won his 21st olympic gold medal. You could say he’s swimming in them!
Michael Phelps won his 21st olympic gold medal. You could say he’s swimming in them!
Nothing against fat chicks having high self-esteem Just not yoga pants high
Nothing against fat chicks having high self-esteem Just not yoga pants high
What do you say to a woman that has two black eyes? Nothing! You already told that bitch twice. (Yeah…I know. It’s horrible, but I just couldn’t help myself.)
What do you say to a woman that has two black eyes? Nothing! You already told that bitch twice. (Yeah…I know. It’s horrible, but I just couldn’t help myself.)
Why are chickens never virgins? A: Because when they’re born they get laid.
Why are chickens never virgins? A: Because when they’re born they get laid.
[first date] me [im a goat]: u gonna eat that dress? date [also a goat]: yes
[first date] me [im a goat]: u gonna eat that dress? date [also a goat]: yes