Category: Letter jokes

My brother didnt take kindly to jail. He refused food & drink, and smeared feces on the walls. That’s the last time we’re playing Monopoly.

I see your swag and I raise you a high school education.

Tell me again how I unloaded the dishwasher too loudly when you were watching golf. Detectives will want to know exactly how this went down.

*Girl attempting to count to ten* girl 1: 1….3….5….7….9…. girl 2: What the hell? Why are you skipping numbers? girl 1: Because I can’t even!!!

My girlfriend and I decided we aren’t ready for a baby yet, so I double-bagged it. It worked; babies cannot breath through two layers of plastic shopping bag.

*accidentally walks into women’s restroom* *plays it cool* *sits down* *finds comfort here* *changes name to Janice* *is alive* *is free*

What does the Army call it’s Muslim infantry units with vehicles? Mecca-nized infantry.

Ocean How does the ocean greet us?

You always have to be extra careful when driving through a predominantly black neighborhood at night. Because black people are super hard to see in the dark.

*i put two straws in my drink* gf: awhh 🙂 me: hell ya double barrel *i use both straws*