What’s Santa’s favourite Chinese dish Beef Ho Fun
What does mosquito say when its parents die? shhhhhh…..it !!
What does mosquito say when its parents die? shhhhhh…..it !!
When does one plus one equal three? Nine months later.
When does one plus one equal three? Nine months later.
I’m at my classiest when my date rips my bra off and cookie crumbs fall out
I’m at my classiest when my date rips my bra off and cookie crumbs fall out
“Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn’t know. Today she asked us again!”
“Our teacher has a bad memory. For three days she asked us how much is two and two. We told her it was four. But she still doesn’t know. Today she asked us again!”
Stop, drop and roll if your clothes are on fire or if you spot your ex under the mistletoe.
Stop, drop and roll if your clothes are on fire or if you spot your ex under the mistletoe.
I just saw a raccoon get hit by a Smart Car. The poor lil fella suffered a sprained ankle.
I just saw a raccoon get hit by a Smart Car. The poor lil fella suffered a sprained ankle.
Daughter: How was your day, Daddy? Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS!?!
Daughter: How was your day, Daddy? Me: Pretty busy, lots of meetings and deadlines. Her: DEAD LIONS!?!
Throughout the summer Trump’s campaign was on the gas pedal… But now they have turned on Cruz control.
Throughout the summer Trump’s campaign was on the gas pedal… But now they have turned on Cruz control.
What Did Superman Tell Superwoman? Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)
What Did Superman Tell Superwoman? Do you want to be in my Crib Tonight (Kryptonite)