Who comes up with these names? A casino novice like me can get into real trouble at something called a craps table.
Do you want to hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism
Do you want to hear a word I just made up? Plagiarism
Friends are like snowflakes. If you pee on them they disappear.
Friends are like snowflakes. If you pee on them they disappear.
Q: How did the chewing gum cross the road? A: By sticking to the chicken’s foot.
Q: How did the chewing gum cross the road? A: By sticking to the chicken’s foot.
“Um, thanks?” -A woman who posed for a Picasso painting
“Um, thanks?” -A woman who posed for a Picasso painting
Met a hot isis girl Jihad me at hello
Met a hot isis girl Jihad me at hello
How do you say the name Ray in Jamaican? Raymond
How do you say the name Ray in Jamaican? Raymond
My wife just bought toilet paper from Costco which is great because later today we’re having 3,000 people over to take a shit.
My wife just bought toilet paper from Costco which is great because later today we’re having 3,000 people over to take a shit.
If H2O is water, and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide, what is H2O4? Drinking, bathing, watering etc etc.
If H2O is water, and H2O2 is hydrogen peroxide, what is H2O4? Drinking, bathing, watering etc etc.
The average person swallows 3 cats on their drive home from work.
The average person swallows 3 cats on their drive home from work.