Can anyone teach me how to finger a minor? I need to work on my guitar skills.
My parents were in the iron and steel industry… My mother had to iron and my father had to steal.
My parents were in the iron and steel industry… My mother had to iron and my father had to steal.
I used to be into BDSM, beastiality, and necrophilia… But I realized I was just beating a dead horse. EDIT: poster does not condone the beating of any horse; living, dead, undead, or imaginary.
I used to be into BDSM, beastiality, and necrophilia… But I realized I was just beating a dead horse. EDIT: poster does not condone the beating of any horse; living, dead, undead, or imaginary.
this is what happens when you don’t read the comments before commenting [deleted]
this is what happens when you don’t read the comments before commenting [deleted]
Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most? The micro wave.
Which kitchen appliance do surfers dislike most? The micro wave.
What do plumbers and slinkies have in common They both make you laugh when you push them down stairs
What do plumbers and slinkies have in common They both make you laugh when you push them down stairs
I’m such a cougar magnet. And I’m not talking about middle aged women either, I’m talking about REAL FUCKING COUGARS!
I’m such a cougar magnet. And I’m not talking about middle aged women either, I’m talking about REAL FUCKING COUGARS!
What does a man with a cow under his nose have? A moostache (That was udderly terrible)
What does a man with a cow under his nose have? A moostache (That was udderly terrible)
Why couldn’t the melons be together? Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.
Why couldn’t the melons be together? Everyone knows melons cantaloupe.
What are women good for!? Something to lie on while you have sex!
What are women good for!? Something to lie on while you have sex!