Dammit I forgot my headphones and I’m at the airport wait here’s some for 16 million dollars thank god.
Did you hear that the energizer bunny was arrested? He was charged with battery.
Did you hear that the energizer bunny was arrested? He was charged with battery.
What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center? “Who ordered the two jumbos?!”
What did the hot dog vendor say at the World Trade Center? “Who ordered the two jumbos?!”
How many billionaires does it take to create a superhero? Three: two to die and one to never get over it.
How many billionaires does it take to create a superhero? Three: two to die and one to never get over it.
For Star Wars and Star Trek fans A stormtrooper and a red shirt are in a room. The stormtrooper shoots the red shirt, but misses every shot. The red shirt dies anyway.
For Star Wars and Star Trek fans A stormtrooper and a red shirt are in a room. The stormtrooper shoots the red shirt, but misses every shot. The red shirt dies anyway.
A brand new cemetery for the greats now will let anyone be buried there Lots of people are dying to get in!
A brand new cemetery for the greats now will let anyone be buried there Lots of people are dying to get in!
Pity the poor egg. He only gets laid once in his life, and even then it’s by his mother.
Pity the poor egg. He only gets laid once in his life, and even then it’s by his mother.
What did the thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.
What did the thesaurus eat for breakfast? A synonym roll.
What’s the difference between a cow and 911? You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
What’s the difference between a cow and 911? You stop milking a cow after 14 years..
What do vegan cannibals eat? Only vegetables.
What do vegan cannibals eat? Only vegetables.