That awkward moment when you lean in to hug someone sexy and bump your head on the mirror.
What is the difference between Usian Bolt and Hitler ? Usian Bolt can finish a race.
What is the difference between Usian Bolt and Hitler ? Usian Bolt can finish a race.
Say ‘beer can’ in a British accent. I just taught you to say ‘bacon’ in a Jamaican accent.
Say ‘beer can’ in a British accent. I just taught you to say ‘bacon’ in a Jamaican accent.
A man goes to a doctor. The doctor examines him and finds out he has five penises. The doctor says, “That’s amazing! How do your pants fit?” The man says, “Like a glove.”
A man goes to a doctor. The doctor examines him and finds out he has five penises. The doctor says, “That’s amazing! How do your pants fit?” The man says, “Like a glove.”
How is Reddit like fencing? Ripostes everywhere.
How is Reddit like fencing? Ripostes everywhere.
The hardest part about being a photographer is deciding which half of my picture to ruin with my giant ugly company watermark.
The hardest part about being a photographer is deciding which half of my picture to ruin with my giant ugly company watermark.
What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross-country
What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Cross-country
if you ever wanna impress a girl just bring a baby on your date and then basically just outperform the baby at everything it’s really easy
if you ever wanna impress a girl just bring a baby on your date and then basically just outperform the baby at everything it’s really easy
If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. At least he’ll shut up after you let him in.
If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first? The dog, of course. At least he’ll shut up after you let him in.
Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance? Because it can’t drive a car without making it all denty.
Why does pasta always have to pay so much for car insurance? Because it can’t drive a car without making it all denty.