Why do Democrats push for more gun control? Because they can’t stop shooting themselves in the foot.
Have you ever tried sky diving without a parachute? It’s a once in a lifetime experience
Have you ever tried sky diving without a parachute? It’s a once in a lifetime experience
I just dropped my phone, is everyone okay?!
I just dropped my phone, is everyone okay?!
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn’t get his way? He whale-d
What did the baby dolphin do when he didn’t get his way? He whale-d
So there was a pediatrist… no, wait a doct- a… Gynecologist *that’s it!* Anyway… I walk in and… “Sorry, I fucked up the delivery everybody. Also, your baby is dead.”
So there was a pediatrist… no, wait a doct- a… Gynecologist *that’s it!* Anyway… I walk in and… “Sorry, I fucked up the delivery everybody. Also, your baby is dead.”
It would be a disaster if Hillary Clinton were elected president I mean who would entrust our nukes to a woman on a period?
It would be a disaster if Hillary Clinton were elected president I mean who would entrust our nukes to a woman on a period?
It did feel good. I used the craziest toilet this morning. It was one of those toilets that shoots water up your butt I forget the name. Bidet, it felt amazing.
It did feel good. I used the craziest toilet this morning. It was one of those toilets that shoots water up your butt I forget the name. Bidet, it felt amazing.
pool party at my house, bring ur own pool
pool party at my house, bring ur own pool
I just sent a screen shot of my drunken tweets to my friends & they are still asking if I can come pick them up
I just sent a screen shot of my drunken tweets to my friends & they are still asking if I can come pick them up
Did you know the Dalai Lama has a gambling problem? Yeah, he loves Tibet
Did you know the Dalai Lama has a gambling problem? Yeah, he loves Tibet