Yo momma so white… …she thinks mayonaise is a spice. …when she goes to vote, her name is still on the list. …when she goes to jail, she gets parole.
When you’ve got bad hair and a chin zit all you can do is wear a low cut shirt and hope people look you in the tits instead of your face.
When you’ve got bad hair and a chin zit all you can do is wear a low cut shirt and hope people look you in the tits instead of your face.
Why do women fake orgasms? They think men care. I’ll see myself out.
Why do women fake orgasms? They think men care. I’ll see myself out.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? It only takes one, but it takes a very long time and the light bulb has to really want to change.
How many psychologists does it take to change a light bulb? It only takes one, but it takes a very long time and the light bulb has to really want to change.
I like my children how I like my Christmas decorations Only on the holidays.
I like my children how I like my Christmas decorations Only on the holidays.
Arnold Palmer: The Movie staring Ice-T and Jack Lemmon, also I’m very very sorry
Arnold Palmer: The Movie staring Ice-T and Jack Lemmon, also I’m very very sorry
What is the best place to hide a corpse? On the second page of Google
What is the best place to hide a corpse? On the second page of Google
Say ‘beer can’ in a British accent. I just taught you to say ‘bacon’ in a Jamaican accent.
Say ‘beer can’ in a British accent. I just taught you to say ‘bacon’ in a Jamaican accent.
A man goes to a doctor. The doctor examines him and finds out he has five penises. The doctor says, “That’s amazing! How do your pants fit?” The man says, “Like a glove.”
A man goes to a doctor. The doctor examines him and finds out he has five penises. The doctor says, “That’s amazing! How do your pants fit?” The man says, “Like a glove.”
How is Reddit like fencing? Ripostes everywhere.
How is Reddit like fencing? Ripostes everywhere.