What is the difference between a epileptic corn husker and a prostitute with diarrhea? The epileptic corn husker shucks between fits.
Lingerie is just expensive wrapping paper.
Lingerie is just expensive wrapping paper.
What does American beer have in common with making love in a canoe? They’re both fucking close to water.
What does American beer have in common with making love in a canoe? They’re both fucking close to water.
What is the punishment for bigamy? Two wives.
What is the punishment for bigamy? Two wives.
What does Hitler call something that makes him mad? Infuhrerating
What does Hitler call something that makes him mad? Infuhrerating
Saw two jeeps crash into each other today. There were Dave Matthews Band CD’s everywhere.
Saw two jeeps crash into each other today. There were Dave Matthews Band CD’s everywhere.
What do you call a coin featuring the image of a spaceship and a rooster? Badmintin’ (P.s. I’m sorry, this is terrible)
What do you call a coin featuring the image of a spaceship and a rooster? Badmintin’ (P.s. I’m sorry, this is terrible)
Hey now, gay jokes arent funny… …cum on guys.
Hey now, gay jokes arent funny… …cum on guys.
Why doesn’t Santa Clause have any kids? He only comes once a year
Why doesn’t Santa Clause have any kids? He only comes once a year
Today is my birthday, and my lesbian neighbors decided to gift me a Rolex. I don’t think they quite understood when I said “I wanna watch”.
Today is my birthday, and my lesbian neighbors decided to gift me a Rolex. I don’t think they quite understood when I said “I wanna watch”.