I told my DAD to embrace his mistakes. he cried. then he hugged My brother & me.
“These mushrooms aren’t poisonous!” – Somebody’s last words
“These mushrooms aren’t poisonous!” – Somebody’s last words
I took an IQ test. The results were negative.
I took an IQ test. The results were negative.
How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seriously who knows? It’s pitch black in here.
How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seriously who knows? It’s pitch black in here.
What’s half a joke look like?
What’s half a joke look like?
Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination? Because they’re all Petra-flied of using the air!
Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination? Because they’re all Petra-flied of using the air!
What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!
What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league? Rink injustice!
There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who divide everybody into two kinds of people, and those who don’t.
There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who divide everybody into two kinds of people, and those who don’t.
ME: I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once GIRL: holy cow how did you survive ME: I fell off the bottom rung
ME: I fell off a 50 ft tall ladder once GIRL: holy cow how did you survive ME: I fell off the bottom rung
If a tree falls in the woods, and there are no English majors around to hear it… does is lay on the ground, or lie?
If a tree falls in the woods, and there are no English majors around to hear it… does is lay on the ground, or lie?