Thank god pets can’t talk, they know so much
Johnny threw a pack of cards at Jenny Jenny started crying but the teacher told her to deal with it
Johnny threw a pack of cards at Jenny Jenny started crying but the teacher told her to deal with it
I’ve completed my 1st four year term as husband and have been elected to a 2nd. Let the lame duck husbandry begin.
I’ve completed my 1st four year term as husband and have been elected to a 2nd. Let the lame duck husbandry begin.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? You put it in the oven until its Bill Withers.
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? You put it in the oven until its Bill Withers.
The blind circumcisionist What happened to the blind circumcisionist? He got the sack! Don’t think Circumcisionist is a real word but it sounds better then surgeon or urologist.
The blind circumcisionist What happened to the blind circumcisionist? He got the sack! Don’t think Circumcisionist is a real word but it sounds better then surgeon or urologist.
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber in
What’s the difference between being hungry and horny? Where you put the cucumber in
– Dad, are mermaids fish or women? -It depends on if you are horny or hungry.
– Dad, are mermaids fish or women? -It depends on if you are horny or hungry.
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One leans over to the other and asks “you smell carrots?”
Two snowmen are standing in a field. One leans over to the other and asks “you smell carrots?”
Had phone sex then I got hearing aids. EDIT: then
Had phone sex then I got hearing aids. EDIT: then
A man returns to his chiropractor “Back again?”
A man returns to his chiropractor “Back again?”