What do you call immigrants to Sweden? Ugly.
*Robocop smashes tail light* Uh oh, that’s a citation *He drops a bag of weed* Damn that’s 20 years *Robohippie starts to sweat*
*Robocop smashes tail light* Uh oh, that’s a citation *He drops a bag of weed* Damn that’s 20 years *Robohippie starts to sweat*
Have you ever accidentally ended a business call with “I love you?” Oh yeah me neither.
Have you ever accidentally ended a business call with “I love you?” Oh yeah me neither.
What do you call the area where a horse lives? The NEIGHHHHHHborhood
What do you call the area where a horse lives? The NEIGHHHHHHborhood
I don’t play golf because any game that includes strokes and handicaps just doesn’t sound like my kind of fun.
I don’t play golf because any game that includes strokes and handicaps just doesn’t sound like my kind of fun.
Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella? In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.
Why did the doe give the faun an umbrella? In case of reindeer. And because I caribou.
If we’re dating and you call me bae, boo or daddy… I’m walking out on you like, well, your daddy.
If we’re dating and you call me bae, boo or daddy… I’m walking out on you like, well, your daddy.
Is as bored as a guy with no arms looking at porn.
Is as bored as a guy with no arms looking at porn.
What’s the most embarrassed tree in the forest? Oak wood.
What’s the most embarrassed tree in the forest? Oak wood.
guys: women are a mystery. women: Here is what we- guys: LITERALLY WHAT DO THEY WANT? women: well for start- guys: Guess we’ll never know!
guys: women are a mystery. women: Here is what we- guys: LITERALLY WHAT DO THEY WANT? women: well for start- guys: Guess we’ll never know!