What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn’t fit into the pen? “There’s more there than meets the sty.”
*brings bucket of fried chicken in meeting* *meeting starts* *I eat each piece, crunching, licking my fingers* *touches all the paper work*
*brings bucket of fried chicken in meeting* *meeting starts* *I eat each piece, crunching, licking my fingers* *touches all the paper work*
What happened to the two zombies who went on a date? They had a *Necro*mantic** time.
What happened to the two zombies who went on a date? They had a *Necro*mantic** time.
I told my DAD to embrace his mistakes. he cried. then he hugged My brother & me.
I told my DAD to embrace his mistakes. he cried. then he hugged My brother & me.
“These mushrooms aren’t poisonous!” – Somebody’s last words
“These mushrooms aren’t poisonous!” – Somebody’s last words
I took an IQ test. The results were negative.
I took an IQ test. The results were negative.
How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seriously who knows? It’s pitch black in here.
How many reddit admins does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seriously who knows? It’s pitch black in here.
What’s half a joke look like?
What’s half a joke look like?
Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination? Because they’re all Petra-flied of using the air!
Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination? Because they’re all Petra-flied of using the air!
I bet the Al Qaeda recruiting video is just footage of Americans waiting in line for cupcakes.
I bet the Al Qaeda recruiting video is just footage of Americans waiting in line for cupcakes.