How can you tell when a girl is vegan? She’ll tell you
Fun fact about the Saxophone: I’m lonely
Fun fact about the Saxophone: I’m lonely
My german shepard doesn’t like dog food, so we have that in common.
My german shepard doesn’t like dog food, so we have that in common.
Friend: what has teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? Friend: my zipper Me: so what you are saying is your dick turns green when you get a boner?
Friend: what has teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? Friend: my zipper Me: so what you are saying is your dick turns green when you get a boner?
I have a joke my life
I have a joke my life
GOVERNMENT VS. MAFIA Q: What’s the difference between the government and the Mafia? A: One of them is organized.
GOVERNMENT VS. MAFIA Q: What’s the difference between the government and the Mafia? A: One of them is organized.
If you like interracial porn… …you’ll love the next 4 years. Minorities are going to be fucked constantly by an old white man.
If you like interracial porn… …you’ll love the next 4 years. Minorities are going to be fucked constantly by an old white man.
What does a astronaut put in a sandwich? Space Jam
What does a astronaut put in a sandwich? Space Jam
Why are rosary beads so small? Because altar boys are really tight.
Why are rosary beads so small? Because altar boys are really tight.
If everyone jumped off the docks I would too. I’m a sucker for pier pressure.
If everyone jumped off the docks I would too. I’m a sucker for pier pressure.