What’s the difference between a picture of Jesus and the real thing ? The picture of Jesus only takes one nail to hang up .
The first time I realised I was dyslexic… Was when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
The first time I realised I was dyslexic… Was when I went to a toga party dressed as a goat.
Dear clear high heels, Thank you for helping me figure out who’s a stripper and who’s not.
Dear clear high heels, Thank you for helping me figure out who’s a stripper and who’s not.
Reckless driving, pot allegations and cop visits, Justin Bieber is a bad wig away from being the next Amanda Bynes.
Reckless driving, pot allegations and cop visits, Justin Bieber is a bad wig away from being the next Amanda Bynes.
Bro. It’s not ladies man, it’s ladies’ man. Chicks dig a dude who can navigate a plural possessive.
Bro. It’s not ladies man, it’s ladies’ man. Chicks dig a dude who can navigate a plural possessive.
I have Capri Sun and pudding in my fridge which proves I’m four or poor.
I have Capri Sun and pudding in my fridge which proves I’m four or poor.
Why did the scarecrow receive an award? …because he was out standing in his field.
Why did the scarecrow receive an award? …because he was out standing in his field.
Great things come in small packages Is what i say everytime before i whip it out.
Great things come in small packages Is what i say everytime before i whip it out.
Why did the nun swallow a needle? So she could know what it’s like to have a prick inside her.
Why did the nun swallow a needle? So she could know what it’s like to have a prick inside her.
*puts Fitbit on Roomba *eats crackers with no plate or napkin
*puts Fitbit on Roomba *eats crackers with no plate or napkin