Next time you prematurely ejaculate Just remember you probably still lasted longer than Ronda Rousey
Isaac Newton’s friend was 16 minutes late the first time they met. At their second meeting, the friend was 8 minutes late. At this rate, said Newton, “you’ll never be on time.”
Isaac Newton’s friend was 16 minutes late the first time they met. At their second meeting, the friend was 8 minutes late. At this rate, said Newton, “you’ll never be on time.”
My little girl was staring at the letters on my coffee mug she’s very QRS about the alphabet…. I’ll see myself out.
My little girl was staring at the letters on my coffee mug she’s very QRS about the alphabet…. I’ll see myself out.
[NSFW] The Fastest Man Alive “Thank God you’re here Premature Ejaculation Man!”Cried the helpless victim. “I came as fast as I could!” responded P.E. Man
[NSFW] The Fastest Man Alive “Thank God you’re here Premature Ejaculation Man!”Cried the helpless victim. “I came as fast as I could!” responded P.E. Man
How can you tell when a girl is vegan? She’ll tell you
How can you tell when a girl is vegan? She’ll tell you
Fun fact about the Saxophone: I’m lonely
Fun fact about the Saxophone: I’m lonely
My german shepard doesn’t like dog food, so we have that in common.
My german shepard doesn’t like dog food, so we have that in common.
Friend: what has teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? Friend: my zipper Me: so what you are saying is your dick turns green when you get a boner?
Friend: what has teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? Friend: my zipper Me: so what you are saying is your dick turns green when you get a boner?
I have a joke my life
I have a joke my life