If FiveGuys had been founded by black people It should have been called ThreeGuys.
Why should one masturbate while calling Comcast customer support? Because getting fucked in the asshole when you are not horny feels awful
Why should one masturbate while calling Comcast customer support? Because getting fucked in the asshole when you are not horny feels awful
Candy is like virginity It’s easy to take from a child
Candy is like virginity It’s easy to take from a child
This guy came up to me and said he needed a glass of water but his pants were on fire so, he probably was lying about needing it.
This guy came up to me and said he needed a glass of water but his pants were on fire so, he probably was lying about needing it.
I used to be addicted to soap… It’s okay I’m clean now.
I used to be addicted to soap… It’s okay I’m clean now.
What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife? You go on to bed, I’m just going to hang here a while.
What was the last thing Robin Williams said to his wife? You go on to bed, I’m just going to hang here a while.
I tried to force feed my child After a few minutes my wife said “Use a fucking spoon you dumbass, you’re not a Jedi.”
I tried to force feed my child After a few minutes my wife said “Use a fucking spoon you dumbass, you’re not a Jedi.”
Watched a porno today of only people with extra chromosomes It’s called “Down to Fuck?”
Watched a porno today of only people with extra chromosomes It’s called “Down to Fuck?”
Why didn’t the cargo ship want to leave the bay? Because it was a freight!
Why didn’t the cargo ship want to leave the bay? Because it was a freight!
How many NYPD officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
How many NYPD officers does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.