What do you call someone who’s both a Seahawks fan and a LOTR fan? A twelf
Peter Parker was lucky that radioactive spider bit his hand not his ass or he’d have shot out web every time he farted.
Peter Parker was lucky that radioactive spider bit his hand not his ass or he’d have shot out web every time he farted.
teacher question The teacher asked his student: Does the wild fox gives birth or lays egg ? The student said: the fox is a sly !! you should expect anything from him !!
teacher question The teacher asked his student: Does the wild fox gives birth or lays egg ? The student said: the fox is a sly !! you should expect anything from him !!
‘ey girl, you remind me of my homework… Because I’m not going to do you. I’m just too lazy.
‘ey girl, you remind me of my homework… Because I’m not going to do you. I’m just too lazy.
Excited for Downton Abbey tonight. According to DVR description, “Lord Grantham gets pissy when a lady challenges the class system.” Oh boy!
Excited for Downton Abbey tonight. According to DVR description, “Lord Grantham gets pissy when a lady challenges the class system.” Oh boy!
Did you guys hear about the jews hurting dental health? Its those damn acidic jews!
Did you guys hear about the jews hurting dental health? Its those damn acidic jews!
There’s just 1 thing u can count on: fingers. And calculators. 2 things. Oh abacuses. Three. Jeez Im gonna need to make a list. Lists. Four.
There’s just 1 thing u can count on: fingers. And calculators. 2 things. Oh abacuses. Three. Jeez Im gonna need to make a list. Lists. Four.
Why cant you make fun of Chinese people? Because its just wong
Why cant you make fun of Chinese people? Because its just wong
Walking down the street today someone handed me a free air guitar… No strings attached…
Walking down the street today someone handed me a free air guitar… No strings attached…
If the USSR were to become a country again… …would it be called the Soviet Reunion?
If the USSR were to become a country again… …would it be called the Soviet Reunion?