Do you want to hear a joke about sodium? Na
Why did the feminist fail in programming? She hated objectification.
Why did the feminist fail in programming? She hated objectification.
What do you call the parents of a cat? His PURR-ents
What do you call the parents of a cat? His PURR-ents
*stops walking* Wait, I think there’s a stone in my shoe *takes off shoe, shakes it upside down* *Mick Jagger hits the ground with a thud*
*stops walking* Wait, I think there’s a stone in my shoe *takes off shoe, shakes it upside down* *Mick Jagger hits the ground with a thud*
Jesus killed the dinosaurs because he was tired of their bullshit.
Jesus killed the dinosaurs because he was tired of their bullshit.
Hey UK! You’re looking great! Have you lost a few pounds?
Hey UK! You’re looking great! Have you lost a few pounds?
6.9 is worse than 69 because… it’s interrupted by a period.
6.9 is worse than 69 because… it’s interrupted by a period.
What do you get with legalized prostitution and a highly competitive marketplace? The best bang for your buck.
What do you get with legalized prostitution and a highly competitive marketplace? The best bang for your buck.
Wife: “Do you want to watch Batman Forever?” Me: “I’ll watch it for a couple of hours.” Wife: “I hate you.”
Wife: “Do you want to watch Batman Forever?” Me: “I’ll watch it for a couple of hours.” Wife: “I hate you.”
Tony Abbot
Tony Abbot