humans bury seeds in the earth, while birds cut out the middle man and eat them straight. really makes you think if you’re stupid like i am
Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris and Stuart Hall walk into a pub in Ireland The barman says “Not Yewtree again”
Jimmy Saville, Rolf Harris and Stuart Hall walk into a pub in Ireland The barman says “Not Yewtree again”
You heard about the guy who had a heart-attack when the police entered his house? He had a cardiac arrest
You heard about the guy who had a heart-attack when the police entered his house? He had a cardiac arrest
ugh im such a butterfingers (incredibly atractive except i hav very ugly fingers)
ugh im such a butterfingers (incredibly atractive except i hav very ugly fingers)
What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam? “The guns wasn’t in the horse fixing resume!”
What did the American vet did when he came to back from Vietnam? “The guns wasn’t in the horse fixing resume!”
What’s the difference between me and my new couch? The couch pulls out…
What’s the difference between me and my new couch? The couch pulls out…
[US] Mexican Submarine Destroyed in the Gulf of Mexico Oops wrong sub
[US] Mexican Submarine Destroyed in the Gulf of Mexico Oops wrong sub
Right now, several billion people aren’t dating you. How rude is that?
Right now, several billion people aren’t dating you. How rude is that?
What’s worse than having your car impounded by the police? Impounding your mother
What’s worse than having your car impounded by the police? Impounding your mother
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? Garbanzo beans were never the subject of bad puns.
What’s the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? Garbanzo beans were never the subject of bad puns.