A cat’s love is like nothing you’ve ever experienced unless you’ve dated a completely aloof murderer with autism.
Graham has withdrawn from the Republican nomination race. Some people worry that he’ll send his voters to Trump. All three of them.
Graham has withdrawn from the Republican nomination race. Some people worry that he’ll send his voters to Trump. All three of them.
If anyone’s seen me at my best, and seen me at my worse, and still accepts me for who I am, it’s definitely the liquor store.
If anyone’s seen me at my best, and seen me at my worse, and still accepts me for who I am, it’s definitely the liquor store.
I call my girlfriend Dumbledore Because she’s the real headmaster
I call my girlfriend Dumbledore Because she’s the real headmaster
A dyslexic stoner enters a competition. He comes out on pot.
A dyslexic stoner enters a competition. He comes out on pot.
Smartphones don’t prevent people from feeling alive and getting in touch with nature. I just walked into a tree.
Smartphones don’t prevent people from feeling alive and getting in touch with nature. I just walked into a tree.
I wear lipstick when I go into Walmart so people know I’m not approachable or one of their kind
I wear lipstick when I go into Walmart so people know I’m not approachable or one of their kind
What do you call an alligator with a vest? An investigator.
What do you call an alligator with a vest? An investigator.
How do Freudians describe the human mind? As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma…..
How do Freudians describe the human mind? As a huge ENEMA, I mean huge enigma…..
Why do hippies wear pachouli?? So blind people can hate them to
Why do hippies wear pachouli?? So blind people can hate them to