How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs? None, he fell.
Some (Hopefully OC) poem I thought of while lounging around. There once was a man named Larry Whose stomach detested dairy He had ice cream Harmless it seemed But next afternoon he was buried
Some (Hopefully OC) poem I thought of while lounging around. There once was a man named Larry Whose stomach detested dairy He had ice cream Harmless it seemed But next afternoon he was buried
How many bears would Bear Gryll grill if Bear Gryll could grill bears? I dunno, but PETA would be **pissed**.
How many bears would Bear Gryll grill if Bear Gryll could grill bears? I dunno, but PETA would be **pissed**.
What do you call a Jew with heartburn? An acidic Jew.
What do you call a Jew with heartburn? An acidic Jew.
“Dad, are you afraid of ghosts?” “Only when I think of all the people who’ve died & how they must have us seriously outnumbered…G’night!”
“Dad, are you afraid of ghosts?” “Only when I think of all the people who’ve died & how they must have us seriously outnumbered…G’night!”
Why wasn’t Jesus born in Washington DC? They couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin
Why wasn’t Jesus born in Washington DC? They couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin
Inauguration Day crowds One more thing that Trump has that’s smaller than a black guy’s.
Inauguration Day crowds One more thing that Trump has that’s smaller than a black guy’s.
Things presently more popular than Congress: – shingles – those annoying stickers they put on apples – tofurkey – bone fractures – road ham
Things presently more popular than Congress: – shingles – those annoying stickers they put on apples – tofurkey – bone fractures – road ham
Got a tattoo of my mom telling me not to get a tattoo
Got a tattoo of my mom telling me not to get a tattoo
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?
Doctor: Did you take the patient’s temperature? Nurse: No. Is it missing?