Did you guys hear about the jews hurting dental health? Its those damn acidic jews!
There’s just 1 thing u can count on: fingers. And calculators. 2 things. Oh abacuses. Three. Jeez Im gonna need to make a list. Lists. Four.
There’s just 1 thing u can count on: fingers. And calculators. 2 things. Oh abacuses. Three. Jeez Im gonna need to make a list. Lists. Four.
Why cant you make fun of Chinese people? Because its just wong
Why cant you make fun of Chinese people? Because its just wong
Walking down the street today someone handed me a free air guitar… No strings attached…
Walking down the street today someone handed me a free air guitar… No strings attached…
If the USSR were to become a country again… …would it be called the Soviet Reunion?
If the USSR were to become a country again… …would it be called the Soviet Reunion?
Tomi Lahren is pretty confident for a person whose first and last names are both misspelled
Tomi Lahren is pretty confident for a person whose first and last names are both misspelled
[stand-up comic bombing] Comic: I guess I can tell you my joke about ghosts Audience: BOOOOOO! Comic: Oh ok you’ve heard that one before.
[stand-up comic bombing] Comic: I guess I can tell you my joke about ghosts Audience: BOOOOOO! Comic: Oh ok you’ve heard that one before.
What’s the difference between England and a cup of tea? The teabag stays in the cup longer.
What’s the difference between England and a cup of tea? The teabag stays in the cup longer.
What do you call a seafood-eating California motorcycle cop who only pulls over nuclear reactions or a radioactive decay? Fission Chips.
What do you call a seafood-eating California motorcycle cop who only pulls over nuclear reactions or a radioactive decay? Fission Chips.
humans bury seeds in the earth, while birds cut out the middle man and eat them straight. really makes you think if you’re stupid like i am
humans bury seeds in the earth, while birds cut out the middle man and eat them straight. really makes you think if you’re stupid like i am