How does a cricket know if his joke has bombed?
How do you tell a chemist no? Nitrogen Monoxide
How do you tell a chemist no? Nitrogen Monoxide
What did the father buffalo say to his son going off to college? Bison.
What did the father buffalo say to his son going off to college? Bison.
*watches as both hands turn into devils* *looks over sink* HAND SATANIZER “Oh, this is just great”
*watches as both hands turn into devils* *looks over sink* HAND SATANIZER “Oh, this is just great”
Why dont i watch porn anymore? Because they all suck ass.
Why dont i watch porn anymore? Because they all suck ass.
What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs? I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee
What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs? I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee
What do santa and a Jew have in common? they both escape through the chimney.
What do santa and a Jew have in common? they both escape through the chimney.
Do you want to hear a joke about sodium? Na
Do you want to hear a joke about sodium? Na
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar… The number of occupants exceeds the maximum allowable number for fire safety, and thus the bartender throws them out.
An infinite number of mathematicians walk into a bar… The number of occupants exceeds the maximum allowable number for fire safety, and thus the bartender throws them out.
What do you call a skeleton that been in the snow all night A numbscull
What do you call a skeleton that been in the snow all night A numbscull