Why is Yahtzee better than the Bahamas? Because it’s more than a paradise.
Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because 6, 7 8.
Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because 6, 7 8.
My daughter is worse than a twitter newbie.. She manually Retweets everything I say… To my wife!
My daughter is worse than a twitter newbie.. She manually Retweets everything I say… To my wife!
I haven’t had bread in 3 weeks. I look great but now all I think about is bread. I’m basically a duck at this point.
I haven’t had bread in 3 weeks. I look great but now all I think about is bread. I’m basically a duck at this point.
What do you call a retired comedian? Comedy mold.
What do you call a retired comedian? Comedy mold.
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a curry? A bronto-sore-ass
What do you get if you cross a dinosaur with a curry? A bronto-sore-ass
Christina Applegate should totally get involved in a scandal– then we could call it Applegategate
Christina Applegate should totally get involved in a scandal– then we could call it Applegategate
Why did Willow Smith whip her hair? Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance
Why did Willow Smith whip her hair? Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance
I Just Won the Polish Lottery I get $1 a year for a million years.
I Just Won the Polish Lottery I get $1 a year for a million years.
How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Hang one in the front!
How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Hang one in the front!