Some (Hopefully OC) poem I thought of while lounging around. There once was a man named Larry Whose stomach detested dairy He had ice cream Harmless it seemed But next afternoon he was buried
How many bears would Bear Gryll grill if Bear Gryll could grill bears? I dunno, but PETA would be **pissed**.
How many bears would Bear Gryll grill if Bear Gryll could grill bears? I dunno, but PETA would be **pissed**.
What do you call a Jew with heartburn? An acidic Jew.
What do you call a Jew with heartburn? An acidic Jew.
“Dad, are you afraid of ghosts?” “Only when I think of all the people who’ve died & how they must have us seriously outnumbered…G’night!”
“Dad, are you afraid of ghosts?” “Only when I think of all the people who’ve died & how they must have us seriously outnumbered…G’night!”
Why wasn’t Jesus born in Washington DC? They couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin
Why wasn’t Jesus born in Washington DC? They couldn’t find 3 wise men or a virgin
Last week, a girl at a local bakery backed into the bread slicer… Disaster.
Last week, a girl at a local bakery backed into the bread slicer… Disaster.
Infected with AIDS If someone infected with AIDS fucks everyday, what happens? They kill everything that they fuck.
Infected with AIDS If someone infected with AIDS fucks everyday, what happens? They kill everything that they fuck.
Some people dream of success, others are awake & work hard at it.
Some people dream of success, others are awake & work hard at it.
Did you hear about the man that threw a mineral at the cops? The police said it was a salt.
Did you hear about the man that threw a mineral at the cops? The police said it was a salt.
Look , it’s either maybe, or maybe not. There’s no middle ground.
Look , it’s either maybe, or maybe not. There’s no middle ground.