Just invented a landmine that looks like a prayer mat… Prophets are through the roof!!!
Girls who say, “a lot of guys are after me”, should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
Girls who say, “a lot of guys are after me”, should keep in mind that low prices always attract many customers.
Why accountants don’t read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
Why accountants don’t read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
I keep seeing studies finding fecal matter on things. Anyone considered that perhaps it’s the scientists that aren’t washing their hands?
I keep seeing studies finding fecal matter on things. Anyone considered that perhaps it’s the scientists that aren’t washing their hands?
How does a cricket know if his joke has bombed?
How does a cricket know if his joke has bombed?
How do you tell a chemist no? Nitrogen Monoxide
How do you tell a chemist no? Nitrogen Monoxide
What did the father buffalo say to his son going off to college? Bison.
What did the father buffalo say to his son going off to college? Bison.
*watches as both hands turn into devils* *looks over sink* HAND SATANIZER “Oh, this is just great”
*watches as both hands turn into devils* *looks over sink* HAND SATANIZER “Oh, this is just great”
Why dont i watch porn anymore? Because they all suck ass.
Why dont i watch porn anymore? Because they all suck ass.
What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs? I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee
What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs? I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee