How do blonde braincells die? Alone.
I recently met an indian baker who claimed to be socially rebellious He called himself a Naan-Conformist.
I recently met an indian baker who claimed to be socially rebellious He called himself a Naan-Conformist.
What do lesbian couples do when they are both on their periods? finger paint!
What do lesbian couples do when they are both on their periods? finger paint!
I feel like when life gives me lemons I just give them back because I hate holding stuff.
I feel like when life gives me lemons I just give them back because I hate holding stuff.
I’m kind of like a fireman. I turn the hoes on.
I’m kind of like a fireman. I turn the hoes on.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don’t, raise your standards.
Those who like me, raise your hand. Those who don’t, raise your standards.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? Stephen Hawking doesn’t walkie or talkie.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? Stephen Hawking doesn’t walkie or talkie.
New acronym we need: IDOCHBEI “I’m doing okay considering how bad everything is.” Pronounced: “ih-DOCK-bay”
New acronym we need: IDOCHBEI “I’m doing okay considering how bad everything is.” Pronounced: “ih-DOCK-bay”
Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE? One’s mad cow disease the other’s an agricultural problem.
Whats the difference between premenstrual tension and BSE? One’s mad cow disease the other’s an agricultural problem.
me: How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?! Netflix: Because you watched “The Wedding Planner”
me: How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?! Netflix: Because you watched “The Wedding Planner”