I’m not real good about sharing my feelings unless I hate you.
How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all you get a very large loaf…
How do you make an elephant sandwich? First of all you get a very large loaf…
Pooped without my phone this morning, just like Gandhi.
Pooped without my phone this morning, just like Gandhi.
I like my women the way I like my coffee. Yup, I like blonde slutty coffee with low self esteem.
I like my women the way I like my coffee. Yup, I like blonde slutty coffee with low self esteem.
if eren jaeger is a teenager and he’s also a titan wouldn’t that make him a…. *teen titan* http://imgur.com/R6lGaGL
if eren jaeger is a teenager and he’s also a titan wouldn’t that make him a…. *teen titan* http://imgur.com/R6lGaGL
(sure hope reddit doesn’t hate racist jokes) What’s the difference between a Jew and a dollar? I’d miss six million dollars!
(sure hope reddit doesn’t hate racist jokes) What’s the difference between a Jew and a dollar? I’d miss six million dollars!
Bought some shoes from my drug dealer Pretty shitty ones though, he’s a drug dealer, not a shoe salesman.
Bought some shoes from my drug dealer Pretty shitty ones though, he’s a drug dealer, not a shoe salesman.
T: Have you done your homework? S: You graded my test? T: No I have other student’s stuff to grade S: I have other teacher’s homework to do.
T: Have you done your homework? S: You graded my test? T: No I have other student’s stuff to grade S: I have other teacher’s homework to do.
What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad away.
What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad away.
Once as Laloo was coming out of airport there was huge rush and the security guard told him “Wait Please.” To which Laloo replied “65 kgs” and moved on.
Once as Laloo was coming out of airport there was huge rush and the security guard told him “Wait Please.” To which Laloo replied “65 kgs” and moved on.