What time are most dental appointments scheduled for? Tooth hurty.
I finally found out what FDA stands for. Fucking Die Already
I finally found out what FDA stands for. Fucking Die Already
You know you where drunk last night when you realise you cooked your pizza for 200 minutes at 18 degrees
You know you where drunk last night when you realise you cooked your pizza for 200 minutes at 18 degrees
Fuck! I forgot to bring my reusable bag to Whole Foods. People are throwing rocks. I’m bleeding. Send help.
Fuck! I forgot to bring my reusable bag to Whole Foods. People are throwing rocks. I’m bleeding. Send help.
What type of dog did the tweaker have? A pure bred meth lab.
What type of dog did the tweaker have? A pure bred meth lab.
Why does the shortage of strip clubs in the middle east make ISIS so angry? Because there aren’t enough ho stages.
Why does the shortage of strip clubs in the middle east make ISIS so angry? Because there aren’t enough ho stages.
Why JFK doesn’t wear hats? It is an airport.
Why JFK doesn’t wear hats? It is an airport.
What do homosexuals and appliances have in common? They both turn on when plugged. And a difference? An appliance doesn’t work when the plug is wet.
What do homosexuals and appliances have in common? They both turn on when plugged. And a difference? An appliance doesn’t work when the plug is wet.
My dicks like Tinkerbell if you believe hard enough it comes right back up.
My dicks like Tinkerbell if you believe hard enough it comes right back up.
It’s funny how different the Clintons turned out… One has a stick up her ass and the other is trying to put his stick in everyone else’s ass!
It’s funny how different the Clintons turned out… One has a stick up her ass and the other is trying to put his stick in everyone else’s ass!