Category: Farmer jokes

(sure hope reddit doesn’t hate racist jokes) What’s the difference between a Jew and a dollar? I’d miss six million dollars!

Bought some shoes from my drug dealer Pretty shitty ones though, he’s a drug dealer, not a shoe salesman.

T: Have you done your homework? S: You graded my test? T: No I have other student’s stuff to grade S: I have other teacher’s homework to do.

What happened to the frog that broke down? It got toad away.

Once as Laloo was coming out of airport there was huge rush and the security guard told him “Wait Please.” To which Laloo replied “65 kgs” and moved on.

Two Thai girls offered me a threesome. It was like winning the lottery. When we stripped off we had six matching balls.

Why did the music critic compare the song to a foul-mouthed mixture of sand and wind? Because it was Da-rude Sandstorm

What do lightning bolts do when they laugh? -They crack up

Lets not kid ourselves, if the zombie apocalypse broke out, there are a couple people we would swear were zombies so we could shoot them

3 things happened to me today 1. I woke up 2. I met a hot girl 3. I kissed a hot girl But it happened in this order, 1. I met a hot girl 2. I kissed a hot girl 3. I woke up