Category: Farmer jokes

this is the worst weather ive ever seen “what about when the wind had sharks in it?” that was a movie dad “oh excuse me weather expert”

I used to be a huge fan of Jesus Christ… but then he got double crossed.

They call them “reality shows” but none of them are about drunk people scrolling through meaningless crap on the internet all night.

I called into a suicide hotline And they tried to save my life, talk about misleading.

The wife’s insisting I quit my job, because she thinks it’s cruel we’ve started testing our new products on rabbits. She’s got a point, I suppose… I work in a hammer factory.

My therapist told me to I need to learn to love myself… That would be settling, though- I can do better than that piece of crap!

Did you year about the chinese male prostitute? He’ll give you a Bro-Job.

[joke request] Civil engineering jokes, (Bridges, sewers, roads, engineers in general) What is the best joke you have related to Civil Engineering.

I would have been a gastroenterologist… But I didn’t give a shit

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.