When singers at concerts hold out the mic for the audience to sing, it’s like what am i, your maid
What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear? Hearing AIDS
What do you call an STD that is contracted in your ear? Hearing AIDS
Accountants have the toughest job in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.
Accountants have the toughest job in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.
All it takes is 10 minutes without electricity to prove my total uselessness as a person.
All it takes is 10 minutes without electricity to prove my total uselessness as a person.
Don’t be sexist. It’s just wrong. And being wrong is for women.
Don’t be sexist. It’s just wrong. And being wrong is for women.
Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language? “Five more years of Cameron”
What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language? “Five more years of Cameron”
Why can’t you tell puns to a kleptomaniac? because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Why can’t you tell puns to a kleptomaniac? because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
i’d tell a joke about food but… It’ll be of bad taste
i’d tell a joke about food but… It’ll be of bad taste
Back seat drivers are all the same.. “Why we going into the woods?” “Let me out”
Back seat drivers are all the same.. “Why we going into the woods?” “Let me out”