I often agree to let my kids sleep over at other people’s houses, just to remind parents that there are kids who are way worse than theirs.
What’s so difficult about being a camera man in the porn industry? Recording with one hand..
What’s so difficult about being a camera man in the porn industry? Recording with one hand..
I hate when I sit on the toilet and my legs fall asleep ..because then they can’t sleep when I go to bed
I hate when I sit on the toilet and my legs fall asleep ..because then they can’t sleep when I go to bed
Someone asked me what it’s like now that I’m circumcized I told them I get a little less head.
Someone asked me what it’s like now that I’m circumcized I told them I get a little less head.
A Buddhist Monk walks up to a hot dog stand… …and says “make me one with everything.”
A Buddhist Monk walks up to a hot dog stand… …and says “make me one with everything.”
What do terrorist Weight Watchers use? Weapons of mass-reduction.
What do terrorist Weight Watchers use? Weapons of mass-reduction.
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? … Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? … Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?
What can a Chicken do that you cannot? Eat with his pecker.
What can a Chicken do that you cannot? Eat with his pecker.
If you truly want my undivided attention start to tell me something then say never mind
If you truly want my undivided attention start to tell me something then say never mind
Why go to college? There’s Google.
Why go to college? There’s Google.