What can a Chicken do that you cannot? Eat with his pecker.
If you truly want my undivided attention start to tell me something then say never mind
If you truly want my undivided attention start to tell me something then say never mind
Why go to college? There’s Google.
Why go to college? There’s Google.
It was the Busta Rhymes, it was the Worsta Rhymes.
It was the Busta Rhymes, it was the Worsta Rhymes.
Laughing Octopus Q:How many tickles would it take to make an octopus laugh? A:Ten
Laughing Octopus Q:How many tickles would it take to make an octopus laugh? A:Ten
How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None. He fell.
How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs? None. He fell.
How does a Muslim get a hot date? He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim….
How does a Muslim get a hot date? He puts it in the microwave. EDIT: Looks like you guys are real dim….
What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? You can’t. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.
What do you get when you cross a mountain climber and a mosquito? You can’t. A mosquito is a vector and the mountain climber is a scaler. Courtesy of my physics professor.
“This week has been an emotional roller coaster. I’m gonna open up a bottle of red and take a long, hot bath.” – white women
“This week has been an emotional roller coaster. I’m gonna open up a bottle of red and take a long, hot bath.” – white women
It was fortunate that Hillary had a moderator Lester temper get out of hand.
It was fortunate that Hillary had a moderator Lester temper get out of hand.